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Aug 25

“That’s one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.” — Neil Armstrong

Aug 10

“Yo, Taylor. I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!” — Kanye West

Aug 03

“Yo, Kay, check it out, when do I get my own little flashy-thing memory-messer-upper?” — Will Smith as Jay (Film - Men in Black)

Jul 27

Jul 26

“Here’s Johnny!” —

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance (Film - The Shining)

Jun 22

“The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought “Oh, Lord.” I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.” — Eddie Murphy as Granny Klump (Film - Nutty Professor II: The Klumps)